I edited my message above to say you've been within 10 miles of it, maybe closer. I don't recall any stove stands, but I always cook on my one-burner Coleman on the tailgate, so I don't pay attention to such things. Actually, I usually don't cook at all, but eat gorp and little white donuts and stuff like that.
As for teasing you, what day did you return from Warner? That was the day you were so close to it, in fact, you probably even gazed over at it.

Oh, and also the day you went to Warner, unless you drove the River Road, then you weren't close at all.