Cheesebox Canyon, Oct. 2024

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Folks, this report is for a 5-day backpacking trip to Cheesebox Canyon, October 18–22, 2024, with myself and Boris Johnson, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Mayor of London, and various other posts. In addition to the usual worthless scenery, we got drenched twice, inconvenienced by flooding twice, and lost once (perhaps one-and-a-half times). I’ll do one post per trip day.

If you liked this report, you might also like my others:

  1. Trachyte Creek, Oct. 2021
  2. Trachyte Creek, April–May 2022
  3. Cheesebox Canyon, Oct. 2022
  4. Trachyte Creek via Woodruff Canyon, April 2023
  5. Ticaboo Creek, May 2024
I also went to No Man’s Canyon with R. Nixon, S. Agnew, and M. Albright in September 2023 but apparently never wrote a trip report about it.

No AI used in this report or any of my other reports.


Day 1

We departed Recapture Lodge into pleasant local weather but an impressively bad weather forecast. By the time we approached the trailhead — whose turn-off I missed to not once but twice — we were passing in and out of light to moderate rain.

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View from the windshield. I sure want to go walking in that; don’t you?

The rain picked up just as we parked about 10:00 am. Fortunately it was neither super cold (40s maybe?) nor windy, but easily the worst trailhead weather I’ve ever walked into. (The other contender would be departing Grandview Point on the South Rim of the Grand Canyon in late December 2003 during a blinding snowstorm, amongst a crowd of Japanese tourists with their eyes bugging out.)

There’s a network of social trails off the rim of White Canyon, which we needed to cross to get into Cheesebox, and we took a couple of wrong turns before finding the right break in the main cliff band. As we made our way down, there was a subtle but increasing roar that I tried really hard to convince myself was just wind on the rocks, but it turned out to be an ephemeral waterfall spilling off the far side of White Canyon, the biggest of several that were visible.

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A different waterfall spilling off the key cliff band of White Canyon on the near side. We would later pass directly under/behind it. I think some of the cairns I missed are actually in this photo.

I had successfully convinced myself it hadn’t rained enough to flash White.

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This was wildly incorrect.

The route follows a rubble pile down through the next cliff band, and the descent point is very well marked with something like four large cairns, but the drama of the hike was congruent with bad route finding and I led us right past it. (The proximate cause was that I’d pointed out the waterfall pictured above to Mr. Johnson as “the trail goes right under it!!!” and then once I’d expressed that conclusion, focused on getting to the waterfall rather than looking out for errors.)

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Behind said waterfall. No good scenery at all, and what little views there were were hampered by a routine/unremarkable context.

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Splashdown zone of the fall.

Movie of the fall. It was quite something, OK?

After passing the waterfall, I started looking for the way off this ledge and down to the next one, which was of course a doomed effort because we’d passed it already.

I should add that this was the Prime Minister’s first canyon backpacking trip, so I felt responsible for his safety and also didn’t want to let him down. We were doing fine, but we were on a steep off-trail route in a cold rain, starting to get fairly wet, and expecting cooler temperatures as the day grew older. That is, the margins were thinner than I’d like.

As soon as I looked back, it was abundantly obvious where the route was, and so we returned under the waterfall. It turned out that another waterfall was flowing directly down the boulder pile that comprised the route. P.M. Johnson expressed incredulity but followed me down; fortunately, we were able to pass alongside or above the flowing water rather than in it.

Before too long, we’d made it to White Canyon wash. I was still hoping that we could wade across safely, while the P.M. thought that was ludicrous. I probed a little with my walking stick despite it being clear there was no crossing at the normal place. I still thought we might be able to get across if we went upstream to where it looked a little shallower. I was moving faster than Boris at this point, notably because my giant bicycle quadriceps were well-prepared for all the high-stepping over rocks, so I went ahead in search of a crossing point and/or an alcove where we could hunker down to get a rest and regroup. A little more desultory probing yielded nothing promising, but I did find a grassy bench with a few square feet of overhang out of the rain, if you were careful about drips.

Boris arrived, and we ascended the steep sandbank to the bench, then sat down to wait and tried not to get dripped on. It was about noon, so we’d been on-trail for two hours or so, and both of us were quite wet despite rain gear. Boris pounded a few handfuls of trail mix while I had a little bit of my lunch. Normally lunch is a highlight of my trail days, but this one was a little too adventurous for my tastes and I wasn’t very hungry. The rain slowed to a weak drizzle but the various flowing water remained enthusiastic.

After a while I got bored and chilly, so I decided to go upstream a short distance to see if there was a possible crossing and/or a better place to hang out. There was neither, and rather than the exercise warming me, the outing made me colder. I returned to the overhang after only 10 minutes or so shivering vigorously. I was definitely no longer having fun and wanted to talk options, though I couldn’t think of any other than a few variations on wait longer (with a campfire!) or hike out to the trailhead and go back to the hotel or find a car camping spot. Both seemed pretty depressing.

But the Prime Minister offered, “Why don’t we just camp here?”. Upon arrival at the bench, I’d dismissed it as a probable camping spot, to the extent that was the first thing I said to the P.M. when we started up the sandbank. As he pointed out the features of the site, however, that assessment seemed pretty silly. I didn’t want to camp so early (it was maybe 2:00pm by now) or fail to reach our objective, but the latter seemed increasingly out of reach, and if we were going to have to try again in the morning, this was a better starting point than hiking out and back in. It was a huge relief to make a decision.

So, we made camp. My first order of business was a campfire. I know fires are wasteful and contrary to “Leave No Trace” principles, but we were cold and wet and the weather was dreary and it was not a site that saw much impact from people. After much difficulty, we got one going (Ministerial Storm Matches being the key tool) and hoo boy did that help my mood. By now, the rain had slowed to a very light drizzle, which made the other camp chores much easier.

As for water, there was of course tons of water (possibly over 50 per second) in the White Canyon wash but it was of course pretty nasty from all the mud. We fortunately had a trickle of relatively clear rainwater behind camp and I used that to fill our water bags. (I like to bring a couple of 10L water bags to have more-or-less running water in camp.)

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My tent under a dead juniper and gray sky.

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White Canyon floodwaters.

By dinnertime, the weather had calmed significantly, most of the waterfalls had stopped, and White Canyon was down several inches. The food was some kind of caper-based pasta caper by P.M. Johnson that was extremely good. The key was probably that he’d brought the capers in a glass jar.

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The campfire firing.

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Our overhang (illuminated by the campfire) with the cliffs of White Canyon beyond.

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The camp juniper and still-cloudy sky.

Conclusion: Despite the ridiculous weather it ended up being a pretty good day. Thanks for reading; more soon.
 
An entertaining report and again excellent black and white photography. Looking forward to the future installments!
 
this is great. some of my favorite trips have started out with all of us just sitting there in the car, at the trailhead, waiting to see if the rain will stop or get worse. also it's a real treat to watch a big canyon flash. I wasn't there but one of my favorite stories from a friend who walked Dark Canyon top to bottom was waiting out a thunderstorm and feeling the ground tremble as the flood pushed big boulders down the canyon.
 

Day 2

Today opened with considerably better weather. The (new) goal was to reach Overhang Camp a couple of hours up Cheesebox, then hang out, or a short dayhike, or whatever. We’re on vacation.

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Mostly cloudy sky from camp on the morning of Day 2.

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It took me a while to figure out why I’d made this photo of some relatively non-descript rocks and bushes. However, turns out this is the place that had been roaring muddy water the day before.

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This is where the Prime Minister sits to issue “orders”, which we pretend are still real and being followed. It’s quite sweet really.

We were under way around 10:00. The stream was now a step-over, and we could see that it had been well over our heads the day prior, i.e., indeed 100% un-crossable.

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Looking down White Canyon after crossing the wash and ascending a short distance to the ledge that would take us to Cheesebox.

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Mr. Johnson crossing the slickrock traverse into Cheesebox Canyon. This is one of two routes to bypass the narrows & fall at the mouth of the canyon. It is not too difficult but does have a minor abyss yawning at crossers.

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Top of the “log route”, which is the other. This ascends directly from the White Canyon wash and is shorter but involves a few technical moves. There is indeed a log out of view below. We actually returned this way, so more later.

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Small arch a little ways into Cheesebox.

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Looking down Cheesebox right above the fall that begins the final narrows.

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The Prime Minister claiming said waterfall for the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. British Museum staff were already on their way with rock saws to remove it and transport it back to London.

Said waterfall in operation.

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A carbon-based life form in lower Cheesebox that I didn’t identify.

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Typical route in lower Cheesebox. “Is there a trail?” Mr Johnson asked prior to the trip. “Sort of”, I said.


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The Prime Minister carried a walking stick for a few hundred yards until he lost it.

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Cheesebox Canyon stream.

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Cottonwood in lower Cheesebox.

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Looking upstream in lower Cheesebox.

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I let the Prime Minister go first in areas like this, to find the quicksand.

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Entering another area of slickrock canyon bottom.

The canyon had all kinds of convoluted streambed like this.


Around noon we arrived at Overhang Camp. Well, I arrived. Boris kept going up-canyon until I took pity on him just before he disappeared around a corner (permanently?).

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My smaller son provided the camp decorations.

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A pothole rock on the way to find water.


Across from Overhang Camp is a seep that fills a couple potholes of perhaps a couple dozen liters each, so we didn’t have to drink muddy flood water.

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Overhang Camp. This would have been a much more pleasant location to wait out the rain.


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Around 3:30 we left for a short dayhike, the goal being to see the next narrows in flow. This is the Prime Minister immediately above Overhang Camp.

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This area has occasional rocks here and there.


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A crow watching us foreshadowingly.

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Cool sand flows leftover from the flood the previous day.

This part of the canyon has some narrows a few hundred yards above Overhang Camp. These are fairly minor but do fill with water when it’s wet. There is a straightforward bypass on river right that I’ve used before, but for reasons I don’t recall, this time we found and followed cairns on river left. These led to a well-travelled trail.

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Flying Saucer Rock, across the narrows. I believe a cairn from the river-right route is visible behind it.

The trail led well-troddeningly to the end of a ledge, where it terminated overlooking the abyss. Folks more skilled or perhaps more foolish than us could possibly have continued along the friction slope, but they would have to be very skilled or perhaps foolish.

Examination of the area revealed additional cairns leading up a (more reasonable) friction slope onto the next ledge. With some flatulence, we made our way up, but despite a few scattered cairns the route was more or less gone.

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Down-canyon from the turn-around point.

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Up-canyon from the turn-around.

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We turned around across the canyon from Toilet Rock.

The walk back was much easier because we could just stay on the same ledge all the way back to camp, then descend a straightforward rubble pile. We arrived home about 5:00.

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Now-quiet pond at camp.

Dinner was, according to my notes, “Prime Minister’s Famous Jambalaya” and met my approval. I understand the recipe was personally stolen by Sir Ralph Winchester in 1880.

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Watching TV as supper cooks.

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Small problem while serving supper. Can’t find good help anywhere these days.
 

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Day 3

Today’s objective was to climb Lone Butte, east of camp, check out the old mines whose tailings I’d seen on previous trips, and ideally circumnavigate the mesa before returning to camp. I was out of the tent by 8:15 or so, sunlight arrived in camp at 9:27, and we were under way about 10:00 am, ascending what I now thought of as the “standard route” out of the canyon across from camp.

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Overhang Camp from across the canyon as we ascended.

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Alcove along our ascent. I think at this point we were actually a little off-route, having taken a needless detour.

Once on the rim, we decided on a direct ascent of Lone Butte, i.e. go up the slope in front of us rather than contour around to the road.

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Lower Cheesebox with White Canyon beyond, from part-way up Lone Butte.

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Jacob’s Chair, which is a few canyons down White, and the Henry Mountains beyond.

Eventually, we reached an old road that we could follow to the mines.

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Storm clouds across White Canyon. Our mining road is visible cutting across the mesa at left. Highway 95 is visible at the bottom of the slope in the middle ground.

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Juniper stump and moist soil from the recent rains.

Around when we topped out on the old road, we realized that the weather was being a little dramatic. There was occasional far-off thunder, and we could see rain shafts here and there. It was windy and the clouds were moving quickly. The P.M. expressed concern, but I optimistically argued that what was up-wind of us specifically looked reasonably clear.

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Picking our way along the road.

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Very occasionally in this country, one finds large sandstone boulders.

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The Cheesebox from Lone Butte. I understand it’s climbable but rather sketchy. I’d like to try one day.

Before long, we came to the mines. They are definitely worth a visit. I suspect these are uranium mines from the post-war boom; they are (I’m pretty sure) in the Shinarump Member of the Chinle Formation.

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Mr Johnson examining the first mine shaft we came to.

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All the shafts were thoroughly sealed with a grid of heavy re-bar.

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Each shaft also carried a button like this. I suspect the numbers can yield interesting further detail, though I haven’t followed up on any of them yet.

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One of the shafts looking back at us mysteriously. I can see why the state wanted them sealed!

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P.M. Johnson examining something or other in the mine area while storm clouds roil behind.

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Pry bar?

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The largest shaft we encountered.

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“7-up”, the official drink of mid-20th-century uranium miners?

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This was apparently some kind of sorting or loading system.

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The mine’s tailings pile.

The weather continued roughly as it had been — subtly but not aggressively threatening. (Incidentally, the forecast I carried promised clear skies.) We paused for some lunch and to discuss. The plan had been to continue past the mines, then cross over the top of the mesa and return along the road I’d found on previous trips, but the weather was making us nervous about proceeding further from camp while being on top of things. We decided to instead proceed along the road, get a better view upwind, and see how we felt. We did so, and a few hundred yards further decided that it looked gloomy enough we preferred to return the way we came.

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More weather blowing in across White Canyon.

Now, you might think that a hike to some fascinating abandoned uranium mines would be plenty of drama for one day, but you would be wrong. Recall that the forecast was for clear weather, so neither of us had packed rain gear. As we approached the top of the descent slope, it began to rain gently; a few minutes later, as we began the actual descent, this turned into heavy rain and then hail. Carry on steadily was the game, and we slowly but safely descended the talus as we slowly became drenched, the hail piled up in pockets, and trickles of water began to flow in each micro-gully. We weren’t cold because we were moving, but again the situation was sketchier than I liked.

By the time we reached the flat, everything was flowing and every step was sloppy mud. Finally, as we approached the descent point, the rain eased.

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After descending the first big step, I came around the corner and blurted “holy crap” or something to that effect, being suddenly confronted with this spectacular waterfall.

Said waterfall in motion. My apologies, I got tired of converting the videos to black-and-white and the results weren’t satisfactory.

Of course, Cheesebox flashed. This is from partway down the descent as the sun was coming out.

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Looking down a soggy Cheesebox Canyon as we neared the canyon floor.

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Minor flash flood snaking through some rocks.

The flood just before our attempt to cross.

Fortunately, this flood was quite a bit smaller than the one two days before, and only about knee deep in a slow spot that made a good ford. We returned to camp about 2:45pm and changed into dry clothes, then enjoyed a slow, relaxing remainder of the day.

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Streak of desert varnish somewhere near camp.

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Overhang Camp in a soggy Cheesebox Canyon.

Jiggly bubble monster formed by the receding flood.

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Cheesebox Canyon stream growing placid as the day closed.

The one casualty of the flood was the Prime Minister’s water filter, which he’d left in the stream bed at the beginning of our day hike, intending to fetch it on the way back rather than climb all the way back to camp. Supper was macaroni and cheese.
 

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I hate to say it, and I admire your photography skills, but wouldn't they serve you better someplace with interesting scenery?

I will admit the jiggly bubble monster was pretty cool. And so much water...I loved the camp under the big overhang, though I half expected it to get washed away. But I do have it on good authority (an old bottle I found on the Green River Missile Range) that the drink of choice for the U-Boomers was whisky.
 
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Day 4

Today’s objective was to check out the East Fork of Cheesebox above the blocking fall, attempting access by exiting the “standard route” and re-entering above the fall via a possible route I’d spotted on a previous trip where the East Fork turns from southwest flow to northwest. It would prove to finally be a routine hiking day with brilliant weather, though of course the usual pointless, dull scenery. We were out of the tents around 0800 and moving about 0945.

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We neglected to bring clothes pins, but I did have a saw, which enabled some field expedients that kind of sort of worked.

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The Prime Minister ascending the “standard route” out of the canyon across from camp.

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Top of our proposed descent route into East Fork of Cheesebox.

The route does go, following a straightforward winding procedure through the ledges.

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Overhang and seep we encountered along the way.

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P.M. Johnson contemplating how best to transport this pool back to the British Museum.

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Some plants growing out of the rock at the seep.

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Yonic lip of the waterfall that created the plunge pool so coveted by the Prime Minister.

Upon reaching the canyon floor, we turned left to determine how far downcanyon we could get, and to see what there was to see.

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Brushy area below a minor waterfall atop which we had lunch.

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Some sort of flower in said brushy area.

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After a little while, the canyon began to downcut into increasingly complex (and stripey) narrows.

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The P.M. stemming past one of the many, many pools we encountered. There was of course water everywhere, given the rain over the past few days.

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End of the line — a large rock jam with a hole in it.

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Definitely a rappel to this pool ~15 feet below, not a downclimb.

The turnaround point was only about ¼ mile above the confluence of East and West Forks, and here we encountered the only evidence of living people of the whole trip: faint scuffling and possible speech echoing up the canyon. The Prime Minister began to shout incomprehensible upper-class British insults, until I pointed out that if there were in fact people, they might think we were in trouble and come try to rescue us.

We turned around and proceeded up-canyon past our entry point, to look for the ruins marked on Kelsey’s map and see what else we could see.

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Conifers just up-canyon of our entry route. According to Kelsey these are Douglas firs.

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Boris proceeding up-canyon past a fir or whatever.

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Definitely nothing to see around here, no point in visiting, that’s for sure. In fact, you’d best close this browser window and open up a spreadsheet or TPS report instead.

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Small meadow and juniper in Cheesebox East Fork.

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Seep in Cheesebox East Fork.

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Hoodoo overlooking Cheesebox East Fork.

So. The ruins are a single granary, but it’s spectacular.

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P.M. Johnson hailing a British Museum helicopter on the sat-phone (held in his left hand).

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Canonical view of the granary. A normal person can get within a couple of arm lengths, and a skilled climber perhaps closer, but that may be why it’s in such good shape.

After the granary, we decided it was time to turn back. In this area, the canyon is not so deep, so we ascended to the east rim via a route that was mostly straightforward except for a pleasantly subtle reversal to an easy but not easy-looking friction slope.

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Much of the uneventful walk back to camp was along this old mining road.

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Ledge sweet ledge.

We returned to Overhang Camp around 1645. Dinner was my famous enchiladas. My notes say that the quantity should be “cut by ⅓” to be “slightly less massive”. 54 canyon trips and I still make way too much enchiladas.
 
P.M. Johnson contemplating how best to transport this pool back to the British Museum.
It seems that he was successful, as the British Museum is now having some (as the Brits put it) "major water ingress problems."
Definitely nothing to see around here, no point in visiting, that’s for sure. In fact, you’d best close this browser window and open up a spreadsheet or TPS report instead.
I tried to open a TPS report, but it was hard, not knowing what that was. So I instead opened up some meaningless government paperwork - my taxes, which I then decided I didn't need to worry about, since I already filed them a few years ago.

Another great TR (and I hate to keep beating a dead horse), but some more colorful scenery might improve things.
 

Day 5

Objective for the day: Leave, without getting killed. I was out-of-tent around 0645. The Prime Minister packed far more efficiently than me and was ready by 0730. We were actually on trail around 0830.

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Ledge sweet ledge, clear and ready for the next party.

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Pools and slickrock in lower Cheesebox on our walk out.

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A particularly brave small piñon.

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And by gum, what’s that? Why, it’s the P.M.’s quasi-royal water filter that washed away in the second flood! I don’t recall hearing whether it still worked, but regardless we did find it.

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Hippopotamus jaw also found in the wash.

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The P.M. making his way downstream. I again let him go first to find the quicksand.

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Best looking guy on the plateau, yours truly.

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I believe this is the large juniper the route climbs through in lower Cheesebox, but it could be any juniper really.

At the confluence, we elected to go down the Log Route, which was a pretty straightforward pack lowering and downclimb, arriving at the White Canyon wash about 1015. From there, I hoped to find a more direct route to the southern rim of White Canyon, rather than going a half mile upstream to intercept the standard route. This started out highly promising, with a well-worn, cairned social trail leaving the wash in the direction we wanted to go. However, before long it became much fainter. The cairns seemed to lead us to a boulder pile against the key cliff band that, while it did seem to go, was a little too exciting for my tastes. Given that we were on our way out, still had a long drive home, and the cairns seemed to be gone, we decided not to bushwhack further in search of a better cliff break. We ended up backtracking, getting cliffed out several times, and re-joining the standard route in roughly the same place we would have had we simply walked up the wash.

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Ascending the standard route, which goes along the base of the cliff at left.

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The Cheesebox peeking above the north rim of White Canyon.

We reached the vehicle uneventfully around 1145, washed up, and started the long drive home.

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At drop-off, the Prime Minister’s cat (“Little Boris”) inspected my car thoroughly.

That’s all, folks. Despite opening with really bad weather, it was a good trip overall, we saw cool stuff, and nobody got hurt.

(I do have two more trips completed, and I hope to write reports here soon, but as you may gather from the timestamps on this thread, no guarantees.)
 

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