Toasting @Scatman?

[TractorDoc]

"Roasting" as in almonds, pecans or peanuts and such?

Circus Peanuts?

 

[Rockskipper]

Roasting nuts for sure.

 

[scatman]

Circus Peanuts?

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Searched hi and low all over Salt lake for one of those. Can you still get them in Ohio? Will you be bringing some in September?

 

[scatman]

Roasting nuts for sure.

Would that be nuts or nut?

 

[Rockskipper]

Nuts with a high shenanigan factor are easier to roast.

 

[scatman]

Nuts with a high shenanigan factor are easier to roast.

I'll bet they are.

 

[TractorDoc]

Searched hi and low all over Salt lake for one of those. Can you still get them in Ohio? Will you be bringing some in September?

I'll do what I can. Hopefully TSA does not consider them an exotic fruit or something.

I'll have to see if I have room after packing my floaties, air mattress, snowshoes (you never know in Yellowstone), and coffee maker.

 

[Rockskipper]

Searched hi and low all over Salt lake for one of those.

Shouldn't be hard to pack one, @TractorDoc They're not very big. You could even just stick it in your pocket.

 

[TractorDoc]

Shouldn't be hard to pack one, @TractorDoc They're not very big. You could even just stick it in your pocket.

True. I just don't want one of those peanut sniffing dogs getting too close to my pockets.

It might also get covered with lint and fuzz, but I doubt that could curb the cravings of a Scatman.

 

[scatman]

I'll do what I can. Hopefully TSA does not consider them an exotic fruit or something.

I'll have to see if I have room after packing my floaties, air mattress, snowshoes (you never know in Yellowstone), and coffee maker.

Don't forget your electric fence. We've got to protect those circus peanuts at all costs.

 

[scatman]

True. I just don't want one of those peanut sniffing dogs getting too close to my pockets.

It might also get covered with lint and fuzz, but I doubt that could curb the cravings of a Scatman.

If I don't get my daily consumption of fuzz, I don't quite feel whole.

 

[kwc]

Amazon sells a 20 pound box of those wretched circus peanuts for $73 with free shipping. Twenty pounds of circus peanuts. Twenty pounds.

It doesn’t say how old they are. Not that it matters.

 

[Reef&Ruins]

Thread level = beyond epic

 

[Rockskipper]

Still anxiously waiting for the kilt off.

 

[kwc]

Still anxiously waiting for the kilt off.

Wait, what??? Is this going to be a contest to see who wears a kilt better ? Or are you referring to the possibility of @scatman performing a kilt striptease?

 

[Rockskipper]

I got so excited thinking about this that I accidentally replied twice.

 

[Rockskipper]

An imposter! I clearly must challenge him to a "Kilt-off." @Rockskipper can be the judge.
I'm ready for this. I've been training my entire life for this moment.

Well, when someone says kilt off, my overactive imagination expects the worst (or best, depending on how you look at it).

 

[scatman]

Pray for Salt Lake City.

 

[Rockskipper]

I hate to disillusion you Scatster, but I’m not sure it’s all that visible from a distance.

ETA: And of course you know I am referring to the kilt.

 

[Rockskipper]

Oh, wait! I forgot it’s a superpower kilt!