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[scatman]

There was a lot of ugly out and about today...

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Is that Bigfoot?

 

[Rockskipper]

It's his conscience following him around cause he's supposed to be working instead of hiking. Mine does that all the time.

 

[Bob]

Is that Bigfoot?

One in front or the one in back?

 

[b.stark]

It's his conscience following him around cause he's supposed to be working instead of hiking. Mine does that all the time.

You've got my conscience all backwards, while I'm at work it's telling me I should be hiking or fishing!

 

[Rockskipper]

You have a very good conscience. Give it a biscuit. Mine's working on it, but the programming goes deep.

 

[scatman]

Not sure where my conscience is hanging out these days.

 

[Rockskipper]

It's in hiding after that incident where you were on the railroad tracks supposedly in Boise (or was it Portland?) but were actually on an abandoned spur in SLC. The same trip where you supposedly picked up your daughter in Portland on your bike and rode all the way home with her on the handlebars. You remember it well, eh?

 

[scatman]

You mean Portland? No wonder the train never showed up.

 

[Rockskipper]

LOL I was editing my reply as you were posting.

 

[Rockskipper]

Lest I seem too hard on the Scatster, even though the railroad caper was "simulated," I know he actually did ride the bike back from Oregon with his daughter. How do I know? It fits right in with his other escapades.

 

[scatman]

Lest I seem too hard on the Scatster, even though the railroad caper was "simulated," I know he actually did ride the bike back from Oregon with his daughter. How do I know? It fits right in with his other escapades.

I'm feeling a little Gladys Knight & The Pips coming on.

Oh, Scatman's leaving
(Leaving)
On a midnight train to Georgia
(Leaving on a midnight train)
Yeah, oh yo
Said he's going back to find
(Going back to find)
Oh, a simpler place and time (whenever he takes that ride)

You know, I could have been a Pip.

 

[Rockskipper]

I'll meet you on the tracks in Green River - we can sing some old Roger Miller tunes while riding along in an empty box car. "Trailer for sale or rent..."

 

[scatman]

I'll meet you on the tracks in Green River - we can sing some old Roger Miller tunes while riding along in an empty box car. "Trailer for sale or rent..."

I'm there, just let me find my bindle. Catching the first freight out of Salt Lake this afternoon. I hope it is heading Green River way.

Is it kosher to wear a kilt in an empty boxcar?


.............. King of the Road.

 

[Rockskipper]

The kilt might come in handy if we end up in Alba. But don't forget your dirty hat and tin can:

 

[scatman]

Nice pickin'! I miss Glen Cambell.

Tin can - Check
Dirty hat - Check (more than I can count)

I think I'm ready. Which boxcar are you going to be shacked up in when I get to Green River? How will I know @Rockskipper when I see her? The Scatman will be wearing his hobo kilt, which is hard to miss.

 

[Rockskipper]

Third boxcar, midnight train,
Destination: Bangor, Maine.

I'll be wearing a pair of old jeans and worn-out boots with a Gucci t-shirt.

 

[Rockskipper]

Wait! I decided to go with my "I Think I Can, I Think I Can" t-shirt.

 

[scatman]

Wait! I decided to go with my "I Think I Can, I Think I Can" t-shirt.

So, if I see a lady with a pair of old jeans and worn-out boots with a Gucci t-shirt, and a second one with a pair of old jeans and worn-out boots with a "I Think I Can, I Think I Can" t-shirt, how am I supposed to choose? Should I use the "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe" counting game to determine the real @Rockskipper ?

Please don't change t-shirts again.

 

[Rockskipper]

Just look for a pack of dogs.

 

[scatman]

Just look for a pack of dogs.

Will these be your dogs, or just a wild bunch of roving hounds that I need to contend with after debarking from my freight?