Teaser ......

[Rockskipper]

I was offered a job by the RWOA (Riddle Writers of America) this morning, but they just rescinded the offer.

Though @scatman's guess matched the clues pretty well, I'm going to give it to @Bob, because he was closest. The answer is Backcountry Post. (I know, I know...)

 

[Bob]

Nah.... I'm no good at them.... Mine was a lucky guess... Cause you can find all that on the net and it's invisible.

 

[wsp_scott]

I've heard that puns are the lowest form of humor, but maybe riddles are worse

 

[Reef&Ruins]

My head hurts now...

 

[Bob]

haha ....... ok ........

what lives in winter, dies in summer and grows with its root up?

 

[Bob]

Come on ........ someone?

 

[Rockskipper]

An icicle?

 

[Bob]

Go......

 

[Rockskipper]

What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

 

[kwc]

What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

A fire

 

[Rockskipper]

@kwc you got it!

 

[scatman]

I was offered a job by the RWOA (Riddle Writers of America) this morning, but they just rescinded the offer.

Though @scatman's guess matched the clues pretty well, I'm going to give it to @Bob, because he was closest. The answer is Backcountry Post. (I know, I know...)

Pretty well? I nailed it!

Already wishing it was spring.

 

[Bob]

Not yet, you have a lot of work to do to get ready for spring/summer.....

 

[scatman]

Not yet, you have a lot of work to do to get ready for spring/summer.....

No doubt.

 

[Rockskipper]

Love that photo!

 

[Bob]

Ok .......... another. I have a book of them.......

I touch the earth, I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you will likely die...... what am I?

 

[b.stark]

Lightning

 

[Bob]

To easy ? bstark post one up........ !

 

[Bob]

Another then ........

What flattens all mountains, wipes out all species, destroys all buildings, and turns everything into pieces?