Teaser ......

[Bob]

A snowy cold day not much to do........

I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then turned east and hiked for 3 miles. Then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time i came upon a bear inside your tent eating food! What color was the bear? Why?

 

[TractorDoc]

a bear inside your tent eating food!

Is the bear inside your tent at your campsite eating food, or is it inside my tent eating food?

Obviously, the bear is White.

Unless it found my stash of Circus Peanuts. . . then it could be Orange.

 

[Bob]

That was quick....

Your tent, mine never had food in it

 

[Absarokanaut]

Purple. He started off as green and then turned psychedelic but got the munchies and chowed down on the frozen goose berries he brought with him.

 

[Bob]

Why would he be white?

 

[Rockskipper]

I think you're supposed to say it was in your own tent, which would make it white because the only place you can hike 3 miles south, then east for 3 miles, then north for 3 miles and end up back at your starting point is the North Pole. But it was probably in @scatman's tent because he always cooks good stuff, assuming the Scatster was in your camp.

 

[Bob]

RS you got it......

 

[Rockskipper]

Okay, since we’re doing riddles, I’ll add one, though it’s not particularly outdoors or hiking or anything.

Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?

 

[scatman]

Okay, since we’re doing riddles, I’ll add one, though it’s not particularly outdoors or hiking or anything.

Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly said the white bear.

 

[scatman]

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

 

[Rockskipper]

The REAL ingredients in one of those dishes you made?

 

[scatman]

The REAL ingredients in one of those dishes you made?

Nope, but a good guess. Think Midwest.

 

[Rockskipper]

A dish from the Midwest? Like maybe Chicago?

 

[scatman]

A dish from the Midwest? Like maybe Chicago?

Bingo!

 

[Rockskipper]

A thing that it hard to see
Way out in the back country.
Though everywhere, invisible,
Unless you have a special tool.
Though you can't hitch your horse to it,
It is revealed, bit by bit.

 

[kwc]

A thing that it hard to see
Way out in the back country.
Though everywhere, invisible,
Unless you have a special tool.
Though you can't hitch your horse to it,
It is revealed, bit by bit.

All I can think of are spider webs.

 

[Rockskipper]

Focus on the keywords in the riddle. Though I like your answer, too.

back country
invisible
tool
hitch horse
bit by bit

 

[scatman]

Time?

 

[Rockskipper]

Good guess, but nopester.

OK, here's a BIG hint:

Mud bogs, maps, and photos,
And the game Name the Spot,
Circus peanuts and riddles,
And a crazy kilted Scot.

 

[Bob]

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