New trip for Scatman......

[Rockskipper]

 

[TractorDoc]

If only I could give this more upvotes. . .

I think these need to be printed and placed at every trail head Hugh starts off at.

 

[scatman]

And I thought it was mtn goats by my tent in the Beartooths ... Could it have been Scat in sheep's...er goats clothing?!?

If it was me on the second night, then it had to have been you on the first night wearing the sheep garbs.

 

[scatman]

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Ursack won't do the job. I know how to untie a figure eight knot, believe it or not.

 

[scatman]

If only I could give this more upvotes. . .

I think these need to be printed and placed at every trail head Hugh starts off at.

Looks like I am going to have to forgo trailheads from now on. From this point on, I will be stealthing my way into the backcountry.

 

[scatman]

All I can say is the rumors around the Wasatch and Ystone are legion...you know all those supposed solo hikes he writes TRs about? They didn't necessarily start out solo.

You been chatting with Dooley again?

 

[Rockskipper]

You been chatting with Dooley again?

Not me, the rangers...

 

[scatman]

Do you think that we have scared @b.stark off yet?

 

[Rockskipper]

Why not post another of your pre-trip trip reports right after he agrees to go and see if he brings any whisky or such along?

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[scatman]

Why not post another of your pre-trip trip reports right after he agrees to go and see if he brings any whisky or such along?

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I'm confused. Would a pre-trip report scare him off or close the deal?

 

[Rockskipper]

It would depend on what your pre-trip report reports. If you want lots of whisky, make it just dire enough to be worrisome but not totally scary to where he bails.

 

[LarryBoy]

And I thought it was mtn goats by my tent in the Beartooths ... Could it have been Scat in sheep's...er goats clothing?!?

I'm picturing Scatman licking the salt off of urine-soaked rocks in the middle of the night. Yikes, that's a visual.

 

[scatman]

I'm picturing Scatman licking the salt off of urine-soaked rocks in the middle of the night. Yikes, that's a visual.

Hey, a guy has to get his electrolytes from somewhere. At least I am discreet enough to do it under the cover of darkness.

 

[kwc]

I'm picturing Scatman licking the salt off of urine-soaked rocks in the middle of the night. Yikes, that's a visual.

Geez, now you guys are really worrying me.

 

[b.stark]

I may not be the best person to ask to bring the whiskey... may be a lot of mysterious loss from the bottle before it gets to the group.

I hang out with questionable company all the time, and may resemble said company. But if you berate somebody suffering with altitude sickness and force them into bad situations in the backcountry, then we can't hike together.